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- Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
- Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
- Dr. Cox: Give me a break. The kid's like...he's like a...have you ever seen a drunk baby? Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box...The point is...Newbie is my drunk baby.
SAAAAAAAAAAAD!
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well. awesome.
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cuuuuuuute!
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ISSA MUSTACHE!!!!!
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Reblog if you hate how straight guys are against gay guys, but they love it when girls are lesbians or bisexual.
Or the other way around too: girls are all “yay guys kissing” but “ew girls kissing”.
Seriously, what the fuck is that. :I
no joke. D: my boyfriend said he doesn’t consider it “cheating” if i were to sleep with/kiss a lesbian. but if its a dude it is cheating.. O.o
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Reblog if, This was a part of your childhood memories.
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.
okay now reblog it if you read both of those things in the voice.
ohhhhhh yes. :3
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if only it was that easy.
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