August 2011
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Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie?
Carla: Oh, he got off your leash?
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. The kid's like...he's like a...have you ever seen a drunk baby? Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box...The point is...Newbie is my drunk baby.
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Reblog if you hate how straight guys are against...
theboxcarchild: shinigamiraz: Or the other way around too: girls are all “yay guys kissing” but “ew girls kissing”. Seriously, what the fuck is that. :I no joke. D: my boyfriend said he doesn’t consider it “cheating” if i were to sleep with/kiss a lesbian. but if its a dude it is cheating.. O.o
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Reblog if, This was a part of your childhood...
killhimwithyourawesome: THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.  okay now reblog it if you read both of those things in the voice. ohhhhhh yes. :3
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July 2011
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The 9th GIF in your folder is how you flirt.
theboxcarchild: babyiwasbornthisgay-: lesbiansandthelivingdead: I doubt this will work for some reason… highly doubt this would work. dear god. this is why i never have dates. WHY DON’T I GET MORE DATES????? God only knows how i’m single and cant get laid. Fuck knows how i’m taken. This doesn’t explain why I’m single. I have no clue why I don’t have a...
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June 2011
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Second ever... blog thingie!
Well, I’ve posted some shiz but not really anything about ME. so here goes! what i really feel right now is stuck. stuck like a bug on fly paper. it doesn’t seem like my life is going anywhere. like the only thing i’m living for is to see my daughter smile every day. which IS a great thing to live for! i’m not saying its a bad thing… but i want my OWN house, my OWN...
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You understand what it is to be a cutter. You understand that it’s not for attention. You understand that it’s a release. You understand that the aim isn’t death. You understand that feeling pain is easier than feeling numb or broken. You understand that emotions can choke you. Reblog if you’re not: disgusted, horrified or look down on cutters… Reblog if you really, truly, understand.
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SOOOO.... yeah.
i guess i wanna be lame and do what kendra is doing, not because i want to copy everything she does but because SHE IS MOVING and i wanna stay connected. so PREPARE FOR INSANITY. XD
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