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I doubt this will work for some reason…
highly doubt this would work.
dear god. this is why i never have dates.
WHY DON’T I GET MORE DATES?????
God only knows how i’m single and cant get laid.
Fuck knows how i’m taken.
This doesn’t explain why I’m single.
I have no clue why I don’t have a girlfriend!

i am mean… D:
(Source: youshouldsee-me-inacrown)
It’s actually kind of true, considering I can’t flirt. O.O haha XD
that’s me telling my inner self what to do is what that is.
This is appropriate
This would explain why everybody wants me…
This is distressingly accurate.
Guys like high-fives right?
gif folder. you misunderstood. the question was “how do you flirt?” not “who do you flirt with?”
my boyfriend… At least he “fell” for me…
No wonder my mom says I suck at it…
I’m not sure how that happens?
SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO ACCURATE
….this is more accurate than I’m proud of.
MARISSA THE NINTH GIF IN YOUR FOLDER IS OF NINE. I DON’T WANT TO ALARM YOU BUT I AM LEGITIMATELY CRYING RIGHT NOW. Also....
hahahaha Oh, Sheldon
mines pretty accurate.
OH WOW I’M SUCH A CHARMER
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bitches get at me.
With adorableness